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The Beautiful Lana Del Rey, Photographed by Nicole Nodland
This marks my one thousandth Tumblr post.
I’m going to make it my last.
Social media and image sharing sites like these produce and share beautiful images, but they also become an easy, drug-like timesink.
Use them sparingly.
I’ve had a wonderful time here, but we need endings.
Farewell.
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With music strong I come, with my cornets and my drums. ♫
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lana del rey is so perfect i can’t cope
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Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, “Don’t do it!”
He said, “Nobody loves me.”
I said, “God loves you. Do you believe in God?”
He said, “Yes.”
I said, “Are you a Christian or a Jew?”
He said, “A Christian.”
I said, “Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?”
He said, “Protestant.”
I said, “Me, too! What franchise?”
He said, “Baptist.”
I said, “Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?”
He said, “Northern Baptist.”
I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?”
He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist.”
I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region.”
I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?”
He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.”
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Once I beat up the school bully with a baseball bat. Both his arms were completely broken. Which is what gave me the courage to do it.
Emo Philips (via somemanc)Posted on March 21, 2013 via LaLiLuLeLo with 8 notes
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You don’t appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
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I bought her a very nice ring. She said, ‘I don’t like this ring!’ I said, ‘Well, you picked it out! It’s not MY fault you can’t operate the little crane better!’
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Will the circle be unbroken?
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i love him so much omg
Sooo, is it a thing for really arrogant douche-like directors to wear jerseys during interviews?
Tarantino is a genius. A cunt, but a genius.
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The Boss has been elected to the Presidency of the USA!
THIS IS GONNA BE SO FUCKING BITCHIN IMMA PLAY IT WITH A BLACK GUY YELLING AT ME FOR REASONS!
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Posted on March 21, 2013 via bye for now with 440 notes
Hey there! I'm Silbern and I take pictures. Pictures of things that never existed and will most likely never exist. Taking photographs in a game engine when you have severe OCD is fun! I'm no Dead End Thrills, but I've got my cap on straight and my virtual shutter knows no fear.
Oh, yeah... and I'm, like, twenty years of age and single. So, yeah.
